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What they really mean

Paste anything from a meeting and get the honest translation. 'Let's circle back next week' means 'I don't want to deal with this right now'. 'Let's take this offline' means 'Please stop arguing in front of everyone'. Every office has its own dialect — this one speaks it fluently, both ways.

Flip the direction and it works in reverse: type 'This idea is terrible' and watch it become 'There may be an opportunity to revisit some of the underlying assumptions' — beautiful, vague, and saying absolutely nothing. Free corporate jargon translator for meetings, emails and passive-aggressive Slack messages.

Good to know

• 'Let's circle back next week.' → 'I don't want to deal with this right now.'
• 'Let's take this offline.' → 'Please stop arguing in front of everyone.'
• 'This idea is terrible.' → 'There may be an opportunity to revisit some of the underlying assumptions.'

How it works

1. 1Pick a direction: Corporate → Normal or Normal → Corporate.
2. 2Paste the corporate speak — or write the honest version.
3. 3Press Translate and enjoy the truth (or the beautiful vagueness).
4. 4Copy the result, or press 'Another translation' for a different take.

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