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Ask for it. Receive it.

Write something harmless about yourself — a habit, a collection, a routine — pick how much it should hurt, and get roasted by an AI with genuine personality. 'I own 14 pairs of sneakers but wear the same pair every day' earns you a very expensive waiting room for shoes.

Gentle roasts tease with love, Spicy ones have real edge, and Brutal goes for maximum devastation — always about the choices you wrote down, never about who you are. Family-friendly guardrails are always on: no body-shaming, no identity jokes, no cruelty, just clever burns.

Good to know

• 14 pairs of sneakers, one worn daily: 'You don't have a sneaker collection. You have a very expensive waiting room for shoes.'
• Meal-prep dropout: 'You don't meal-prep. You audition for it every Sunday and quit by Wednesday.'
• 400 unread articles: 'Your reading list is a museum of good intentions.'

How it works

1. 1Write something honest and harmless about yourself — or pick an example.
2. 2Choose the heat: Gentle, Spicy or Brutal.
3. 3Press Roast me and collect your 3 one-liners.
4. 4Hit 'Roast me again' for a fresh round of the same self-inflicted damage.

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